The world’s first offshore, duty free, liquor store! Subheading

Dear connoisseurs of fine libations and loyal customers,

It was during a particularly contemplative sunset, as I watched the government’s tax collectors march triumphantly away with 63% of my recently purchased single malt, that inspiration struck with the force of a rogue wave. What if there existed a place—a sanctuary, if you will—where the ceremonial handshake between discerning palate and exceptional spirit wasn’t burdened by the heavy hand of terrestrial taxation?

That place now exists.

Liquor Barons Duty Free rises from international waters 370km southwest of Western Australia’s coastline like Poseidon’s own liquor cabinet—a floating testament to the indomitable human spirit that has always found ways to circumnavigate life’s more onerous impositions.

The journey there becomes pilgrimage; the coordinates, a whispered secret among the initiated. 

Inside, premium spirits await at prices that recall a more genteel era of commerce. The selection stands proudly at its true value.

Is it inconvenient to journey 370 kilometres offshore for a bottle of 18-year-old scotch? Perhaps. But as you raise that first glass on your return voyage, the ocean spray mingling with the peaty aroma of rebellion, you’ll understand that some things transcend mere convenience.

Remember to bring suitable tender—gold or cash, as this seafaring establishment respects tradition and, more importantly, is unencumbered by EFTPOS.

The coordinates await the bold. The rewards transcend calculation.

Set sail soon,

The Baron